Wildy the Journeyman (into_the_wild) wrote,
Wildy the Journeyman
into_the_wild

Been sneezing and having a running nose. Hope it's not flu.

Received this from s3asid3JJ

World Survey
Last month, a worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about the solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was, not surprisingly, a huge failure. Because:

In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In south America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And, in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.


Good one.
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